Finally!! The most bipartisan thing we Americans can actually agree on is that we’re never going to know what actually happened in the Jeffrey Epstein saga.

Thanks Biden.

What winning looks like

If you are happy someone was publicly executed because they don’t share your beliefs congrats you’re the Taliban

Yesterday, America as a beacon of civil discourse without persecution around the world had its “Jump the Shark” moment. Where we go from here is anyone’s guess.

Imagine paying for time with a Disney Princess and they provide one with a mustache.

Last year, Bill Nye the Science Guy said the best way to stop hurricanes was to vote for Kamala Harris. This year, the United States marked its first hurricane-free September in a decade. Moral of the story? Stop listening to climate alarmists.

True.

Been 5 years now and I still can’t figure out what to eat this with.🤣

The Lincoln Project Welfare, foodstamps, Section 8 & Medicaid. A buffet of dependencies that was meant to temporarily help families - evolved into one of the greatest hustles in the USA. Second to only politics 🫡

If you had nothing to say about how this man touched women and kids, I don't want to hear you say anything about Erika Kirk's hugs 🤷‍♀️

He knew.

Do it!

They’re just like the sweet, wholesome “Maryland Dad”. The hill(s) that democrats will die on is a long running sitcom

Christopher Wray’s butthole could produce many diamonds right about now. But have no fear, all will be loosened up in prison.

This picture of a dude outside of his one car garage with a yard that looks like he left the sprinkler on for a couple days while he was on a bender, is supposed to be representative of coastline sea level rise?🤣

Elon Musk Attorney General Pamela Bondi?

Ahh, on to 2026!

B+ for trying. F- for stupidity.