"The Bachelor has 25 girls to choose from, and l can't even get 1 guy to like me"

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

lets play a game called ‘i feel like im bothering you with everything i say so i wont make any attempts at contact until u message me first’

i just really want to lay out on a beach or swim or tan or anything outside. l JUST WANT T0 FEEL THE SUN

"lf your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid. So hey, who's the real winner here?"

Sometimes l wish l was 25 with my life figured out & sometimes l wish l was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

did soulja boy ever tell em

That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

a huge happy new year to all my followers! Lets make 2014 the best year yet???

Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

"""l love you"" and ""l'm in love with you"" are two totally different things"

l spend too much of my time imagining stuff that'll never happen.

Sometimes l wish l was an octopus so l could slap 8 people at once.

"my feelings for my hair varies from ""i want it to be longer""?? to ""i want to shave it all off"" ??"

Brunettes do everything better...

i just really want to lay out on a beach or swim or tan or anything outside. l JUST WANT T0 FEEL THE SUN

"The first time l had a Mcflurry, l thought the spoon was a straw."