[grumbles] I am not cockless... I am just a female at the moment. It's invisible.

Goals: Have a race with the Roadrunner - Win. Have my hair made out of actual silver. Have my blue shirt not make me look fat. Kiss Wanda.

Totally kidding about the last one [cough]

What? I really was. Just 'kidding'.

I /really/ was kidding! Jesus!

Nope. Not really. I wasn't.

Well, what do you expect?! I have a brotherly crush on Wanda.

Like, I totally never imagined having kids with Wanda and living happily ever after. No.

// Matty B is growing up... Life is getting good..

"@RedRoomGraduate: "why are so many people having sex today?"" I'm not. Wink wonk. Jk.

Wait we're being sexual?

I like it a little rough, not too much but maybe just enough

"Wanda: Someone get these widows a drink." They always need it.

"@JarvisIsCoPilot: "DARN IT STEVE YOU ARE TOO CUTE FOR WORDS" SLAPS PICTURE "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP" pic.x.com/aWaVrw0cDx" Tony...?

"@JarvisIsCoPilot: The mechanic froze "....................Yes, Speedy?" x.com/justquicksilve…" I... What are you doing?

// Rhinoplasty scares me but...

// Still think God hates Marvel by sending us Joss, Kevin and Asa? Because since the last time we talked, I still do x.com/UnbrokenNaivit…

@UnbrokenNaivity // Really? Too bad you can't show it to him, haha.

@UnbrokenNaivity // I had no problem with Andrew leaving honestly. But Asa is a mistake. Even Dylan would've been a mistake.

Rings a church bell. "PIETRO LOVES VISION SO MUCH HE WANTS TO SEE THE ANDROID D! SPREAD THE WORD!"