how did people even tell pigeons where to deliver stuff man what the fuck

Trump needs to be impeached

Ant gonna miss some games… we are only 2 GB and we got the tiebreaker… Suns, please, I’m begging you to capitalize.

Yes.

"Stop calling us Nazis." *sues school to be Nazis in public*

Hey y’all, A.J. Green here. This is for Rondale. ❤️ theplayerstribune.com/aj-green-nfl-f…

So someone out there has spent $31k of taxpayer money on Legos…

If the Afroman trial is proving anything, it's that cops can lie about you on their police reports and get qualified immunity, but if you write a sarcastic song about cops, they'll sue you for it because they are weak spined cowards.

Goddam 😔

In 4th grade, I tried to fake being sick by holding up a thermometer to a lightbulb so I could stay home from school and watch Day 1 of the NCAA tournament. To this day, I still can't believe my own mother made me go to class with a 156 degree temperature.

You see this at a frat house, something bad bout to happen

“Your daughter only needs one doll, not two” “Just eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and corn tortilla” “Make less trips” After promising to lower prices on day one, no taxes, stimulus checks coming soon, $5000 checks on the way, now MAGA wants you to live in

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

News cycle so fast everyone forgot this happened

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people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

this is porcupines for me. I was sure avoiding being spiked would be a daily difficulty