two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”

this fic is so buzzy 😵‍💫

Thinking….When Shane hears about the plane crash he absolutely loses it immediately assuming Ilya is dead & he takes a bunch of pain pills. Not necessarily trying to commit but just wanting to sleep. He wakes up in the hospital. Ilya is there so Shane assumes he’s dead-in heaven

jacob on shane’s autism: “part of the reason shane loves ilya and loves having sex with him is because ilya give him explicit instructions and that’s such a relief to him”

this partycule thing has inspired me

i got oomfs in my messages with the best on loop and sending me screenshots of situationships that ended years ago oh conan gray ur going to hell

i love conan but i hope after wishbone i never have to hear another song written about that drug addicted stinky british man ever again

speaking my truth: the blue sunglasses are cute

im so homonormative I genuinely forget how cishet the world is

WHAT THE FCUK IS A CHEESECAKE PILL AND WHO WAS GIVING THEM TO DNP IN 2016

have had this on repeat in my head for the past hour

I got the flu so dan and phil could have a restful holiday

Marijuana and coffee is my favorite combination and it's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.

so how will the house that always rains connect to tctab

guys recasting is not that serious they wanted to keep nicks mom in the movie and i think that's important to the adaptation bring authentic. they're actors, we'll get used to it

she was so happy to be in a relationship with a closeted man 😭😭

i wish we didn’t live in the era where i was skeptical of everything being ai because this is lowkey pop perfection