Matt LaFleur on Allen Lazard: “He’s a war daddy.”

I mean lol

Adult life is really just unsubscribing from email lists until you die.

Old people at work absolutely LOVE saying, “I know just enough to be dangerous”

I graduated with my MS yesterday! My parents sent me the list of degree candidates:

Brock Purdy Him?

Brock Purdy = HIM

Billy, this is Brock Purdy. He's a QB. He is one of the most undervalued players in the draft. His defect is he doesn’t lose

Costco, $COST, is keeping the price of its hotdog at $1.50, despite inflation.

u can visit wisconsin but you’ll never know what it’s like to develop a relationship with its soil Taylor Swift

nice

Let’s have a day🥓

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

:SpongeBob voice: "Scoring TDs... at night." #ProBowlVote + #JoshJacobs

Trophy stays home.

The Trains Coming Through! #Cyclones | #C5C