I’ve been guilty of using this app for whinging about customer service, but I went to London yesterday and had excellent service practically everywhere. So thanks to helpful staff at Lexington Street いそっぷ☆, Regent Street Alo Yoga, Regent Street Reiss and Kings X Flat Iron Steak.

Why does drinking with gays always turn into a music video viewing party

Zero-five-eight-nine

I’m seeing so many responses to posts about Wes Streeting’s abhorrent ban on important gender affirming care for young trans people saying “there’s no such thing as trans kids”, whilst invoking his own experience of homophobia. This is what you’ve enabled, sound familiar?

I’m so delighted for Mariah, but as always I am so sad for everyone else that only knows one Mariah Christmas song.

Is she gonna do Catch You, or not?

Starting 2025 in pretty standard style.

His is Chinese Whispers mixed with the Cocteau Twins. #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK

Before the Goodbye

Got the swords at clue 1. #onlyconnect

Told one of the younger members of our team at work today that I’m off to see The Corrs tonight. Absolute crickets. No idea at all. Me and a colleague started singing What Can I Do… nothing.

I am occasionally reminded that the UK, Japan and Australia are the only countries that got Before the Goodbye on the original release of the Britney album and I am freshly shocked at the incompetence of record labels. Do yourself a favour, give it a spin. open.spotify.com/track/7LooG61V…

the British media’s questions, by comparison: “Nigel Farage, why are you so cool?”

Wandering the side streets of Santorini around our hotel wearing shorts Kylie would have rejected for the Spinning Around video for being “a bit much” certainly generates some interesting looks.

Just said “have you seen that lickspittle cunt has done something right for once?” and andy knew I was talking about Wes Streeting.

Has Fiona broken the traitor’s oath? #TraitorsUK

Looking for an app that can identify smells and fragrances. Assuming that’s what Sniffies is?

Feel like I should’ve been all over this album well before now, but a few train journeys this weekend have given me the time to properly immerse myself in it. It’s absolutely incredible. No hyperbole, it’s a joy to listen to as an example of sheer artistry music.apple.com/gb/album/lux/1…

Imagine feeling threatened by the ability to walk to your GP and grab a pint of milk on the way home 🙄