This is unbelievable. KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. usatoday.com/story/tech/new…

Watching the 'behind the scenes' episode of Our Planet, and it's amazing what these people do to get these shots. swimming with sharks, wading through jungle bogs, hiking mountain passes. I wonder where they go for vacation.

Oh. They just walk up on the polar bears and then point a stick at them to keep them away. Sure. Okay, Anatoli.

OH DAMMIT. The walruses fall down the cliff again in the behind the scenes. Come on Our Planet.

It's the first of May in Calumet, but we won't be doing much gardening! The spring snow on the rooftops highlights the symmetry of former Calumet & Hecla Mining Company housing along Elm Street, Blue Jacket location. #MayDay #ThisisCalumet #ILoveCalumet #Keweenaw

What's the trade value for a backup safety who was underwhelming in Year 1 and regressed in Year 2? Last year, the Packers had a mediocre starting S lined up next to a 35-year-old converted CB. When they traded the safety, Jones still barely saw the field. Good luck.

I AM THE GUY WHO KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

I guess I should spend more time doing yard work and less time looking for mushrooms.

Me after watching James Holzhauer lose on Jeopardy! tonight. Say it ain’t so!

Unexpected update from UPS: "A train derailment has delayed delivery."

This is a neat overview - courtesy of Michigan EGLE - of some long-term shoreline redevelopment in Marquette. youtube.com/watch?v=WkV3jk…

Here’s hoping jason's old account plays Songs That She Sang in the Shower during tonight’s outdoor concert. Since it’s apparently going to rain for the next 20 hours.

Some fatherly advice.

The Supreme Court reverses Curtis Flowers' 2010 conviction, ruling that prosecutors excluded African-Americans from the jury. apmreports.org/story/2019/06/…

After the Curtis Flowers SCOTUS decision, everyone should listen to @InTheDarkAPM, which details (all six trials in) the case. Regardless of opinions on the decisions of juries or courts, the podcast is a stunning display of on-the-ground reporting.

All you need is love. And soap. And John Prine. If that’s not a mantra, I don’t know what is. Now wash your hands.

GOD DAMMIT.