gotta love a recliner

feeling very pregnant ... I think the twins are having a soccer match in there

cooking dinner but my belly keeps getting in the way

I bet I know what you like ... PIG!

just got up and my back is stiff and sore

Wondering where my sweetie is ... Should've been home an hour ago.

meow!

just got up and waddled out on the porch. Three deer are playing on the lawn!

You men have it so easy! You just take off clothes. Try being pregnant when it's hot and humid!

You would ... PIG!

naked frisbee sounds like fun

sheep will eat grass. And ... they'll keep you warm at night!

feels like the twins are beating bongo drums inside my belly

Once again the deer are grazing on the back lawn. So pretty- especially the young ones.

No, I don't know what they say about tits and wheels and microchips. Enlighten me, Apeman!

THAT DOES IT, PUSSYBREATH. YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!