when I see someone I know at the grocery store

me: babe have you seen my slides??? my girl:

I think Bridgerton was more exciting when we didn’t know who Lady Whistledown was.

when they respond with better sarcasm instead of being offended🥹

i like direct deposit

“Thank God it’s the weekend” Me Saturday and Sunday :

When someone buys you a gift based on a tiny detail you mentioned once >>>>

When the stylist say come washed & blow dried 😂

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

nobody: me to a bag of ice:

Me tryna survive the remaining days until payday 😭

Rudeboy really have the whole country outside on a Sunday yes

Me at work. Me at Home.

Ite lemme know when he in Jamaica

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

Lovedddd this exchange