Just bought a fighter jet on Temu for $6

They’re not rebelling and the shows aren’t uncool. They’re just realizing that what makes TV great is multiple seasons, 22 episodes and characters you can invest in.

Jean is truly one of the most brilliant writers. I looked forward to reading every single one of her columns. This is such a loss for the LA Times.

If you want your dirty tissues cleaned *and* broken up into 300 pieces, there just really is no better method than accidentally leaving them in a pants pocket in the wash. 100% success rate.

That's how it's done

'Let’s stop the wishful thinking and face the stark reality: There is a clear path to dictatorship in the United States, and it is getting shorter every day.'

Lot of big problems and legitimate complaints out there, but these are the stakes in '24:
washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…

Why do I have to update the calculator app? They discover new numbers?

anything you’ve done to fill your cup or take care of yourself — mentally, physically, financially, or spiritually — during this strike is time well spent.

even if you didn’t “finish your spec.”

even if you didn’t start it.

your worth is not tied to your productivity. period.

When does the Guild post the spreadsheet of how many days everyone picketed?

145 days of my mom asking 'so any news about the strike?' and 144 days of me responding 'Mom, you gotta stop asking me this'

Girlfriend: Uh, so my friend saw you drunkenly making out with another girl at Hyperion Public...

Me: Until you hear it from the WGA it's just spin!

your aunt eyeing up the centerpiece at the end of a wedding

'best and final offer' has real 'a lot can happen when you step away from the tank' vibes

I hate headlines like 'The Slow-Cooked Chicken & Fennel Soup You Didn't Know You Needed.' I knew I needed it. I've known this entire time!!

Alan Ruck supremacy. tiktok.com/t/ZT8LxxLvX/

As a Jew, kinda hoping Kanye doesn't go to see Oppenheimer...

I feel like Grimace continues saying every day is his birthday so that I have to keep giving him a blowjob.

can't wait to see what shake they do for Hamburglar's Bris

So the vote to ratify the 2023-2026 agreement between the DGA and AMPTP ends a week from Friday and I have decided to vote “no.” I know I have a “rock thrower” POV a lot of the time and I often have to check and re-check that instinct. Like A LOT!