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Can anyone help me identify this Columbus Blue Jackets signature? I was gonna buy the hat either way but I guess I lucked out! @bluejackets

Nikki Glaser really cooked at the #TomBradyRoast 👏🏾🤣

Wife asks me what I'm wearing to Savannah Bananas game, and it's just like babe: do you not remember the maniac you married? I've been waiting for this since before they were a team. columbus

David Fry continues to cement his legacy

Less than 100 days until Myles Garrett is doing this again 🔥🔥🔥

In honor of 99 days to #Browns kickoff here’s Denzel Ward’s 99yd pick six Who’s ready for another year of lockdown on the lake #Dawgpound

The fight against ALS may be ongoing, but today we recognize the bravery of those living with it, while celebrating the legacy of Lou Gehrig. #ForTheLand

#ufc302 made me not want to buy #UFC303. Technically a lot of good martial arts, but it wasn't entertaining past a couple grappling nerdout moments.

If you're dialed in, you'll understand my happiness hitting this on a day with an IPA, Cookies, and Skittles...

Dear every sports bar, rename your appetizer samplers "barcuterie boards" and thank me later for the million dollars. Buffalo Wild Wings - I'm screaming this at one of your Columbus, Ohio locations tonight.

I found your 401k @Reflog_18 >> ebay.com/itm/3870491122…

For the 7 people who read my tweets - launching a couple new companies, been lazy since the exit, here's #1 - Happybellymarketing.com | #cannabismarketing #alcoholadvertising #foodads #wholesalestrategy #retailermarketing

#flowers

Most of our cultural and heritage "months" feel like reminders to just not be intolerant pricks, how are this many people unaware of what month it is all the time?

tonight's San Diego Padres vs Los Angeles Angels pitching match up looks like a #fakeID vs #undercover matchup despite only a 4yr age gap. Good luck in your debut Adam Mazur - jeeze I'm getting old if grown ass men look this young.

Startup and executive networking over games of Overwatch and Call of Duty - #micson who's in? #networking #videogames #virtualnetworking

Movies suck, Tom Hardy as a violent person with a disability has been done 4 times. None of these Hollywood idiots are trying.