summer olympics: look at this teenager run really fast winter olympics: look at this 41 year old mother of three do a backflip off the side of a mountain

everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio

Five minutes after the half time show and our 4 year old refuses to speak English. 3 year old daughter just called me a gringo. The dog just walked in wearing a gold chain with a crucifix. Suing everyone involved.

superbowl commercial: what’s your favorite pokemon? my entire family watching: SKITTY! trying not to cry brb 😭

Bad Bunny en el medio tiempo.

a puerto-rican and an italian holding hands on america's biggest stage, everything is new york city

*two guys grinding* YAS FINALLY QUEER REPRESENTATION Ricky Martin:

mi abuelo: ya vengo voy a hacer unos mandados mi abuelo a las dos horas:

EUA: “Inadmissível Bad Bunny no super bowl, não conseguimos entender uma palavra do que ele fala.” Enquanto isso a China:

"My daughter caught measles when she was seven. I remember not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning she said, 'I feel all sleepy,' and she went into a coma. In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead." Roald Dahl on his daughter Olivia

One second I'm latino then suddenly I'm japanese

You simply gotta stop yourself from whatever path you’re going down before you tread into tweeting at Elmo to go fuck himself territory

15 years ago, Britney Spears denounced global warming & praised Lady Gaga in the same tweet

FF7 but they are blowing up data centers

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

*Trump approval rating drops to 29%* *Approval stops being measured* Don’t think I need to call the Scooby gang to solve this mystery

i get it. i wanna investigate bad bunny’s pelvic thrusts too but in a room where there are no others