RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

Right wingers are like only 2% of people die from covid so no one needs a mask and also 1% of abortions are late term so all women should die.

Companies spend more time headhunting executives than republicans spent finding someone to be nominated to a lifetime position of the highest court of all the land. It’s disgusting and everyone should care.

Would it be sexy of we were on a date and I came back from the bathroom (as a skeleton) and slid my wadded up skin under the table into ur hand?

There’s a psychopath running around New York City rearranging leaves to be gradient on benches. Absolutely lawless

Don’t watch the debate, watch us play a Risk of Rain instead!

At some point, the narrative voice in my head started having a British accent and whenever I read something it's a British accent except I'm really bad at accents so it's probably not quite British.

I’ve got a new hypothetical that’s gonna sweep the nation and add some sparkle to your next Zoom happy hour: If you could, consequence free, spank Donald J. Trump right on his behind, on national TV, would you do it? Please THINK before answering

2020: I can't tell if I'm dehydrated or under-caffeinated at all times.

If you want to think about nice things in the future instead of today, Saturday I’ll be jumping on the stream with Bill to raise some money for the children!

We have a nauseating amount of work to do to fix stupidity.

Did you vote absentee in AZ, MI, WI, NV, PA, GA? Check that your ballot is being counted! Here's where:

THIS MAN 😍

Our Extra Life 12 hour stream is TOMORROW, 9am-9pm Central! To help raise money for Children's Hospital of Chicago, head on over to extra-life.org/participant/43… to donate and get a breakdown of our plans! But, let's summarize that info here too...

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOUR YEARS FOR THIS TO CHANGE!!!!!

This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week

REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

Does anyone else wonder if there is still gum inside you?

Stream schedule for this week! All times 8pm Central on Twitch! Tuesday, I'll be starting my 2D Metroid playthroughs with Metroid: Zero Mission! Thursday, Justine Krueger and I will explore Spelunky 2! Saturday, more Metroid: Zero Mission! twitch.tv/somanybits