A brand new Mister Rogers episode where he explains rent controlled housing to toddlers.

If Chris Klein doesn't want to come through, you'll have a seat. We gotta wait to see if he wants to come through, first. x.com/DWMEDOFF/statu…

Yeah, that's cool with me if it's cool with Chris Klein x.com/jonjapes/statu…

Well we're still waiting to hear back from Chris Klein, but there's no possible way he's blow us off twice, so you can count on him being here x.com/DWMEDOFF/statu…

movies want me to believe that people finish having sex and then just lay there in it, so i assume one of them probably pees in the bed thank you for reading this

Okay so we're just all out here pretending like we forgot Seth Green ate his boogers on live television? That's what's happening? Well I didn't forget, Seth. I'll never forget.

Village Theater 9pm Ladie's Night Video Sketch Comedy & Live Stand Up Comedy Bring your asses

prog-rock is just music written by musicians who would've rather had successful careers writing musical theater don't @ me. i've said my piece.

yo it's been 20 years since texting was invented. Which fuckin nerd do I have to bribe to make italics a thing? ALL CAPS just doesn't have the same nuance.

Rise and cry. Let's get this dread.

honestly the Teenage Mutant Ninja™ franchise really should've diversified after such successful turtles.

Just a reminder to all my friends coming to our screening of “SHEEP” tonight: y’all are gonna want to get to the theater by at least 6:30 to get in line Love y’all

This was a weird time in Jonathon and Bryce’s careers youtube.com/watch?v=oqYX3K…

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS PLEASE SEND HELP

The representation of improv performers in the second season of “You” is a fucking nightmare. It’s like a car crash I can’t look away from.

An OnlyFans but it’s just beautiful tattooed women reading books and enjoying charcuterie boards in a field and none of them know I exist

gonna tell my kids this was Run The Jewels

I will get absolutely hammered on piña coladas, but if I’m forced to sit somewhere soaked in rainwater, I’m going to be in a VERY bad mood the entire time. And no, I’m not “fun” to date.

Remember when buying a severed rabbits foot at your scholastic book fair was a thing? And like all your friends got one? Absolutely insane. Elementary school wasn’t for the weak.

Our short film "SHEEP" will be showing at the Plaza Theater tonight with 3 other short films. Doors open at 7 pm. Plaza Theater: 1049 Ponce De Leon Ave, NE, Atlanta. COME SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME (PS: I will not be attending, as I'm still in Los Angeles)