These crackheads in Atlanta gotta chill 😂💀

Them: McDonald’s Sprite hits different, trust me You: Doesn’t trust them x.com/Colin_Field_/s…

Me: Do you guys offer late check-out? Hotel California Concierge: Buddy, I’ve got great news.

current mood

Happy birthday Joe that was the best dinner party we’ve been to all day peace and love peace and love 😎✌️🌟❤️🎵🎶🥦🕺🏼🍒🦏☮️

Carson

It's pretty cool how China added social credits but when will they implement a leaderboard and achievements

Really excited that YouTube gave me the first 90 seconds of this year's Rewind to explain the volume formulas for higher dimensional spheres.

GM is moving forward with plans to revive its polarizing Hummer brand—this time as an electric truck trib.al/9np0X4a

#USSGeraldRFord (CVN 78) at-sea testing their Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System (EMALS) and Advanced Arresting Gear (AAG) technology.

16A ppl have no regard for humanity and should be jailed

no free clout.

I miss tapngo. Grubhub sucks.

Hello Bloomberg tech support -- HELP!!! Something is wrong with my terminal. The only color is red. I need this fixed ASAP. #StockMarketCrash2020

Happy Birthday to Chris Squire! Today we celebrate and remember Chris Squire on his birthday. Reply with your tributes, favourite tracks and memories!

Good move if you went with Animal Crossing

no more CELEBRITIES ❌ SOCIETY HAS ADVANCED PASSED THE NEED FOR CELEBRITIES❌

"This is so crazy that if this was the plot of an episode of Showtime's Billions, people would think it's too unrealistic." Matt Sheridan, CFA told me today. Watch NBC4 Columbus at 4:30 for a further explanation of the Wall Street/GameStop/Robinhood situation.