parents: got any A's this semester? me: go fish

Connor was a clown pre fight and Khabib was a clown post fight. It’s a wash. People saying one worse than the other give me a break. You create the monsters and are shocked when things turn out like that. It ain’t that deep. We’re all watching the rematch.

going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful

PLAYER PROFILE: Luke “ engaged “ Wimmer BORN: 1997 Class: Junior Favorite Golfer : whoever can hit a cut HOBBIES : Watching swing videos on YouTube and playing the 19th hole

PLAYER PROFILE: Justin “ C’s get degrees “ Pasitney Born: 2000 Class: Freshman Favorite Golfer: “Arnold Schwarzenegger is a golfer right ?” Hobbies: Shoulder workouts and playing phone games on the toilet Bonus fact : nobody shanks putts like he does

USW Men’s golf finished qualifying today. Here are the top 5 results 1-Graeme Brunet 2-Justin Pasitney 3-Robert Gallegos 4-Hieko Jeandupeux 5-Parker Sanders. USW Athletics

Dialing in today !!

The two Mexicans gave a us a few simple words after their practice round today. Only a few words were said but their mood tells us that they are fired up. #stangs

Senior Graeme Brunet and Freshman Justin Pasitney are currently tied for 7th. They stumbled down the stretch, but are looking to rebound tomorrow. USW Athletics

Couple of good old St. Paul Alberta boys! Jeremie Pasitney JPasitney

alberta: Alberta Golf Courses should be deemed an Essential Service - Sign the Petition! chng.it/y29PfgxG via Change.org Canada

MJT Team Canada to Australia:JPasitney, Dylan Henderson, @bmose423, Heather & Meghan McLean Jack Newton Jr. Golf TuGo Louis Melanson

old man makes an ace, all grown up

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion.

STOP SECOND GUESSING YOURSELF. STOP FEEDING THOSE DOUBTS. QUIT SAYING “I CAN’T” BECAUSE OH YES THE FUCK YOU CAN

Congrats to both Saints golf teams for capturing two zone banners in Fort McMurray this afternoon! #WeOwnTheZone

until you play a college sport DO NOT degrade any athlete for playing at any level. being a college athlete in general is a huge accomplishment. at this level it’s not a sport, it’s a job. so congrats to all the athletes signing at every level. you’re the shit babes.