Tell me you don't understand the real world without telling me you don't understand the real world. It's crazy for both spouses to work at McDonalds but not for the reasons Jesse thinks - because he can't math.

You're not ready for this circus coming to town.

Woot! I’ve been waiting for this!

A reminder. The bird noises you hear on the Masters broadcast are probably… fake.

Cowardice among conservatives is a vice.

I keep getting panicked phone calls from GOP operatives claiming that Arizona just cost Republicans the election. At the same time, Joe Biden’s economy has more than 8 million Americans working multiple jobs to make ends meet, homeownership at a 50-year affordability low, and 36…

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Here’s the list.

Societal pessimism is associated with a lower probability of becoming a parent:

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“Well, did you know when you are famous, you could kill your wife?
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran”

- Lifestyle’s of the Rich and Famous

Everybody trying to cheat off everybody else

This is a front runner for greatest media outlet TwitterX post of all time. We are all witness.

Leisure spending is the canary in the coal mine

Wax on, wax… old. 🙃

Today is the day.