Tiger Woods, who had played 24 holes of golf in 2024 before this week, just beat the following golfers over the first two rounds of the Masters.

Tyrrell Hatton
Brooks Koepka
Patrick Cantlay
Shane Lowry
Will Zalatoris
Jason Day
Phil Mickelson
Joaquin Niemann
Rory McIlroy
Tony…

Can you imagine OJ Simpson gets to the pearly gates of Heaven and finds Norm MacDonald there blocking the path and pushing the trap door button to open the highway to hell.

Through 36 holes at the Masters, Tiger Woods has beaten each of the last 4 major champions.

Woods +1
Koepka +2
Rahm +5
Clark +7, MC
Harman +9, MC

Kari Lake Announces Plan To Lose Another Election But This Time While Supporting Baby Murder buff.ly/4aNhzLs

I would like to apologize to everyone affected by the invalid satire we published earlier. From now on we will check to make sure it’s as valid as the abortion law in Arizona before posting.

BREAKING: It’s not over. There will be ONE more vote on Monday on a reconsideration of FISA in the U.S. House. The bill should be stopped because it lacks warrant protection for Americans - thanks to 86 Republicans & 126 Democrats who killed the warrant. #GetAWarrant

I keep getting panicked phone calls from GOP operatives claiming that Arizona just cost Republicans the election. At the same time, Joe Biden’s economy has more than 8 million Americans working multiple jobs to make ends meet, homeownership at a 50-year affordability low, and 36…

A white French grad student at Princeton said an image of a gorilla that was used by a black Haitian professor “aggravated a general anxiety disorder.” After an open letter by campus socialists, Princeton removed the lesson. Details via Abigail Anthony nationalreview.com/news/princeton…

The entire world is yelling, “Gaza Is starving.” In the meantime, this woman is cursing the Hamas who throw to the garbage food, including bottles of water. Hamas has extras and gives nothing to the Gazans. The useful idiots in the West and the US are feeding Hamas so he can…

Hilarious that it’s “surging” among

-Universities
-museums
-researchers

But not with, you know, Latinos themselves

ESPN had this excellent tribute piece for Verne Lundquist as he enters his 40th and final Masters. ⛳️🎙️

Emmys: Lead Actress (Limited/TV Movie) — The Battle of the Oscar Winners Could be Spoiled by Newcomer Anna Sawai in ‘Shōgun’ variety.com/lists/2024-emm…

US asks China to tell Iran not to retaliate against Israel

There is a difference between deterrence and desperation. We need to avoid turning a projection of strength into a projection of fear. ft.com/content/015cee…

it would be so legendary if they did this for the funeral procession

True story

Shut up, Dersh. Just shut up.

...who's going to tell him?

SCOOP: House Democrats are engaged in a widespread whip operation aimed at persuading progressive stragglers to sign onto a discharge petition to force a vote on the Senate's Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan aid bill. trib.al/4nHVBRU

Shouldn't this be...already in place? 🤨🤨🤨