Jill Filipovic Return the favor. If you’re wearing socks, take them off and drape them over the back of your chair.

is it woke to tilt the fucking glass jesus

AngryBeaver2.0 The Armchair Historian OMG! May I married you please? Finally, someone who understands me!

Vicksburg was a freaking masterpiece.

Exactly, Vicksburg alone is more impressive than any of Lee’s campaigns! Period. The End.

Tom Nichols Kennedy would win the Star Wars cantina in a landslide.

Good Evening, “Tammy Murphy for Senate” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Amen.

I am dead…

Liam Nissan™ Tool is just Death Cab for Cutie for people who watch the Sopranos

twitter.com/i/status/17683…

Center for Politics at UVA Larry Sabato Is he going to choose by their competing personal versions of the ten commandments they're posting online?

Mother Nature always bats last…/s
Yes, a magpie nest made out of magpie deterrence objects.
Can a magpie give the middle feather?

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

Anatomy of a triumph: Palme d'Or, César and Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. Congratulations to Justine Triet and her team. Iconic. French!

So glad the Navy didn’t use this concept when I was doing my carrier quals in flight training.

MelissaJPeltier #KatieBritt took a shit,
Live on my TV,
She smiled and squeezed,
As she people-pleased,
And trad wifed gleefully.

Frank Luntz You just let your bias come through with that tweet .

“Being yelled at.”

Jesus Frank you do this for a living. Do better.

I mean, do you remember, 4 years ago, the horror as we all watched, in real time, the actual “3 AM call” situation happen and realized that the man entrusted to answer the phone couldn’t be reached because he was angry tweeting through the 2nd hour of an adderall poop?

Much to the dismay of MAGA, but to the pleasure of Democracy, Texas 30 has overwhelmingly re-elected me to a second term ☺️!

I’m currently at 93% after early voting & I don’t currently have a General OPPONENT!

Now, let’s take the HOUSE BACK! 💪🏾

Maybe the new Cybertruck is a sex toy with wheels because it keeps fucking its owners.