He’s up and already caught sone brutal mugger for the cops, of course he got stabbed but hey, he missed his morning routines, just a little sloppy

Kick ass, check, Get ass kicked, Optional, but check. Take out the bad guy, check. And now recreation back at home, Finally.

“Ugh, Jeeze come on there’s a mugging RIGHT OUTSIDE my home” slides on mask and jumps out his window, butt kicking time

ah yes nothing wakes me up more the getting smashed by fucky mc big fists over there. Super strength villains suck

love that enthusiasm

the never ending hero, Respawn

Gonna slap tf out of this super strength vampire lookin villain “YEET” Gets smacked across the alley, Dead Only to respawn in the sewer to pull the guy down and shock him in gross water, late night hunting

Riding his bike. In the basket is a boombox blaring kesha as he patrols the streets c’mon, these were gifts

Aliens, it just HAD to be aliens. Thus hero is gonna work on his gadgets, and practice on staying alive in combat, taking jobs on more dangerous badguys than his usual rounds to prep for the invasion

What villain do I die at today?

maybe I should learn some of that ‘martial arts’ business

Haha who would do crime in the holiday season what nerds

Hell yeah best plan

ngl this alien dude is rocking the armor. I should get some

I swear these monsters are getting tougher, I need some stronger gadgets. bombs maybe

Alright which one of you super powered punks wants to brawl with a guy that dies as his super power.

can fish cry?

the good thing about getting killed is that it kinda resets my sleep schedule so as long as I keep finding punks I can stay awake for weeks at a time

todays debate. Is a T-shirt just an Eye patch for boros. follow up debate. should we give him hawaiian shirts to fix this

“haha wow what is that thing” He’s watching some kind of gluttonous monster try to eat a traffic light “Absolutely disgusting, awful to look at, I cant look away from that train wreck...” “How do I kill it”