When you hate writing sonnets Seren🌼

Them: Texans have funny accents Me:

Every morning is a beautiful morning when I wake up in Texas.

Merica.

Me when my friend tells me they saw George Strait in concert:

Don't be the idiot that takes away someone's everything (child, mom, dad, wife, husband, etc.) because of drunk drivin'. Be safe. Merica.

when ur in a room full of ppl and u text ur friend and they say "why did you just text me" out loud x.com/phanypac/statu…

When you realize school starts back up tomorrow

I really can't wait for all the Valentine's Day card memes to start circulating again

When you live in Texas and see 1mm of snow