Dating is like baseball. By the third strike your ass is done unless you cheated then you don't get no second chance.

“saved acc: QUOTE THIS AND SEND ME HOT PICTURES OF HARRY”

Wanna know what grinds my gears? .. Humanity.

Hurry up and slow me down Slow me down

"Evan: If you’re a sarcastic asshole, come sit with me" Does sometimes count?

"ㅤ: Wanna know what grinds my gears? .. Humanity." Being surrounded by idiots

Buy a drink, give a wink, then it goes to far

ANYONE WANTS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND?! YOU GET CUDDLES AND PIZZA!

#NP Downtown Lady Antebellum

#NP I Hold On Dierks Bentley

I. Hold. On. I. Hold. On. Baby can you hear me? I. Hold. On. IIIIIIII hooooooold oooooon!

My faith, your love, our freedom

If you constantly misspell words even the easy words I will unfollow you. #Fact

If we're RPing and you leave me hanging for days while RPing with others I will unfollow you. #Fact

"Evan: everyone replaced me wtf?!" how can I replace someone I don't know?

Hahaha! I already got block by someone I don't even know. Oh well!

Come talk to me people. I'm not mean I swear!