500 milligrams and a flight to Portland.

A person in a fedora just scoffed at me for smoking weed.

Me: does alarm test. *purposely doesn't turn it off so police have to come out* Me: Oh you aren't needed here, thanks, bye.

Goat debate finally over. Yeah LeBron got a Barbie, but at the end of the day, even LeBron Barbie is wearing Jordans

things have become so bad that cutting my life into pieces has become my first resort

no one does transitions like park chan-wook

We need to bring back shame.

The absolute apex pro wrestling aesthetic:

Lost to LA Knight last night and now to the To Catch A Predator guy today?!?

Hangman beating Kenny. It felt like something we waited years for.

I audibly yell “PROTOSTAAAAAAAR” every time Fletcher’s music hits.

John Cena was more influential than the Beatles

Retweet this if you’re older than TFA or if you want the president of the United States gone

Not to BRAG or anything but I painted this

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It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened. It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment. That was cool as hell.

Not enough people talk about Lee Moriarty. He has held the ROH Pure Championship for 578+ days. For the most part, he’s very active on ROH (all things considered.) Talk about him. Talk about the ROH Pure Championship. Please.