if i’m being honest i hear the word vanderpump rules a lot and don’t know what it is and this point it’s too late for me to ask.

pitbull is awesome

already dreaming about the garden salsa sun chips i’m going to eat for breakfast at the office bc breakfast food has been grossing me out lately

is it really summer if you don’t crack your phone screen on the pool deck

i should not feel as accomplished as i do when i eat produce before it goes bad

please pray for me. nothing is wrong it’s just that my husband is experimenting with making liver

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did we just rebrand ingredient households into girl dinner to make it positive or are those different

man i haven’t just picked up a jump rope and JUMPED in years

travis kelce’s old tweets perfectly encapsulate what twitter once was. dudes expressing themselves without fear of judgement during study hall

Girl me too

i think Snoop Dogg and Chris Stapleton should collab

This is hilarious like actually funny.

“I’m a Lamborghini , I’m a Hollywood Star I’m a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car”

i need to be here this weekend actually

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Shareholders concert with my day 1 🤠🥰

happy birthday to @sav_weber

No tats on the right arm Strictly for buckets