“You ordered the “meat lovers” baby girl?”

Okay but can ْ release a full version of a song to wash your hands to or nah

Shoutout to dominos for not giving a fuck if my drivers are safe in a snow storm and refusing to close. We all got stuck and one of my drivers crashed. But anything for money right?

Some coked up dude came into my job w no mask and started interrogating me about ufc when i said its the only thing i watched sportswise and then got offended when i knew more than him.

The way i allowed myself to be treated in prior relationships makes me want to actually vomit thinking back.

Whereas now i have never once felt unloved or unwanted ever. I dont go to bed miserable.

Some lady called and complained today because she smelled her box of pizza and it smelled weird.

This girl at my job is a pathological liar and its really causing issues

She said she got shot in a school shooting in springfield ma. Springfield has never had a school shooting like what

Finding restaurants with even three or four gluten free options is SO difficult but me and Bryan were able to find a place whose entire menu was able to be made GF which is so nice

My one bucket list item is to go noodling. My true dream.

Things bryan does NOT like: when i sob uncontrollably at the first half hour of Moana for no actual reason

If transportation services are shutting down explain why dominos is still gearing up to send my drivers into a hurricane

Today i spent 80 whole dollars on like...7 crystals and i should not be as excited as i am since i have obligations such as rent now

Fun fact: i gag every time i smell or see eggs. Also funner fact: my boyfriends favorite food is eggs. It goes poorly

Working at dominos everyday is trying to not be condescending when a customer asks what the difference between a tin of pasta and a breadbowl of pasta is.

Last night my 40 yr old district manager told us he was coming to help us at work. Didnt show up for the whole shift and then i found out tonight he went to party at a coworkers house w underage drinking teens 🙃🙃🙃

This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.