Biden seems pretty good at this whole presidency thing

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

Yeah, we all know how much my dad loved rich white men.

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Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

Belle Tire’s bait & switch game is strong. Thrilled to be dropping a rent payment on new tires that ended up being almost $300 more than what I was quoted. 🙄

If I’ve learned anything from tv dramas is that if I see or find something that seems out of pocket I say something immediately. I’m not forwarding a plot, I’m throwing hands.

Just watched Jaime French review “Never Been Kissedth” and I’m glad someone else has a love/eww relationship with this movie.

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If they’re posting about deserving better - it’s already too late. Jobs, relationships, etc it’s all over.

Have I known who wins Drink Masters for weeks? Yes. Am I still going to watch MikeMGTV review and yell at episodes? Also yes.

So if the Supreme Court decides that student loan debt relief is unconstitutional we’re rioting, right?

Ru asking Sasha if she’s hosted television before👀 #rupaulsdragrace15

Hi! As we speak: - the ceo of tiktok is being interrogated by congress with intent to ban TikTok in America - anti lgbtqia legislation is being passed banning gender affirming health care & drag shows - Jim Crow era laws are being reinstated in Mississippi

It’s not the drag queens. It’s not the pot, not the porn, not the trans kids, not the video games, it’s not the locks on the doors, and it sure as shit ain’t the books about Rosa Parks. You wanna PROTECT OUR KIDS? Then do something about the motherfucking guns.

About to start One Hour Photo and I know I’m not ready to see Robin Williams like this. I blame I Saw What You Did 😅

I love ordering ahead at Chipotle and then stand and wait while an entire line of people go through and get their food before me. Kinda defeats the point. 🙄

Ay, the turtles are out: 🐢 Stop to move them only if you can SAFELY PULL ENTIRELY OFF THE ROAD. 🐢 Grasp the shell firmly. DO NOT fumble the turtle. 🐢 Move the turtle off the road in the direction it was already heading. 🐢 Then go back to minding your own business.

That's Nicole. Hope this helps.