Someone said “I’m an adult in the way a tomato is a fruit” and I felt that on a spiritual level.

For someone that attended a boarding school, this tweet is hilarious like mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wetin he dey do with person wey get gun?

‘’At your earliest convenience’’. My earliest convenience is December.

mummy said i should follow you

You’ve obviously not have to bathe with someone counting down to 10 and it shows 🤣

Linda Ejiofor Suleiman That's the tweetttt!!!

Bovi was a terrible host. With his distasteful jokes.

As Linda has gotten her deserved win, this app will not contain us and Ibrahim Suleiman and I love it 😂😂😂😂

Make una sha vote wisely, because na within these next 4 years I wan do wedding abeg 😭🙏

I have so much to do but I’m paralyzed by the thought that Monday is in 30mins 😭

Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..

Clothes that do not need to be ironed>>>

"Your collar bones are showing" Leave am, I be model.

Homeland Security ? When this shop open ?

pay 2300 here, 7800 there, 13k here, before you know you've finished 100k

Once those call of my life stars are done with PR, they better head to the alter. I don’t want to hear anything 😑