9 pints deep showing your mate the menu at your favourite kebab

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what the metaverse would look like in the real life

When the MDMA kicks in. x.com/Ballymoran/sta…

Four takes!!!

UK florists since thursday

Great. Now we’re craving Oreos.

Need a new excellent book to jump into? Snap up one of these puppies from my close bud David!

My mood today is far from stellar. So now I plan to show all these abusive haters whats up. This is your final warning.

This made my day!

Politicians should be required by law to update their campaign photos like we have to update our drivers licenses. No way you look as good as you did in 1996.

There is no alien invasion yet here we are...

There is no alien invasion yet here we are...

Decided to spice up the Tory debacle for your entertainment.

I mean why not now right?

Liz Truss is younger than I am, yet looks my mom's age.

Hello Twitter Citizen. Passport please. What will you be posting today?

I think we all know what must be done here.

Sadly I'm out. Fuck this guy.