Justin Trudeau I love my statistics lately.... Massive illegal immigrantion numbers. 250k homeless at least. People are defaulting on mortgages at the fastest rate ever. Drugs overdoses reached an all time high thanks to fent But at least 1 million unknown Canadians got to see a dentist!!!

Jagmeet Singh Arent those khalistani considered to be terrorist in India for trying to get their own separate state.. Also didnt they settle here and plan attacks on the Indian regime from Canadian soil, making Chanada an accomplice Jackmeat, sounds like you are approving terrorism from

Justin Trudeau Ukraine is so strong in fact, they need to rely on Nato and all of the world's governements to pitch in their citizens' tax dollars just to lose territory.. These are the allies we need.. Strong oness

Jusdim Turdeau Justin Trudeau Haha so funny

Justin Trudeau Yes the acts of violence are appalling.. But alas i like all the division in Chanada so ill levy more beefs between the Sikhs and Indians.. Makes it so much easier to steal your tax dollars when the Chanadian demographic is against one another Bring on more conflict babayyyy

Justin Trudeau Time to roll up those sleeves Chanadians... Not just for the vax, but because you'll be paying off the new round jabs I'm going to be buying up Our paid scientist whipped up a new batch of covid shots after destroying all the old ones your taxes dollars spent millions on Look

Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський Donald J. Trump I think you just ran out of financing bro!

Liberal Party I had to get Chrystia to pump out this tweet. We are trying to do a little damage control but alas we still refuse to tag Donald J. Trump in any of our posts Im still working on my sorry note tbh

Justin Trudeau Im such a great guy, I congratulate our veterans and survivors one day and then invite SS Waffen Nationalist into parliament the next day.. I support Ukraine who we know has the Azov Brigade.... Their insignia reminds me of something, i just cant put my finger on it

Justin Trudeau To anyone wondering why the people in the background look like hostages, it's because they are.. After my speech their funds will be unfrozen by Chrystia We needed some blue collar men in the back to make it look like we are actually planning on building something besides mass

Justin Trudeau The only thing slowed down lately is my ability to think rationally. Chanadians want me out, but I refuse to step down until you are all out of funds and international friends/allies

Justin Trudeau The deal is perfect.. We will import a billion barrels of palm oil and in turn we will give Indonesia a billion barrels of Albertan oil. Because im like a smurt business man and make great financial decisions! Just ask the rest of Chanada

Justin Trudeau The biggest challenge in TO is immigration.. I gifted the city over inflated homing cost and rampant homelessness.. Call me Turdeau Claus.. The gift that keeps giving but no one wants. Im replacing the Santa Claus hat with a turban this year i think

Justin Trudeau With some of the most laxed border laws in the world I really cant understand how there is so much crime.. Not only are there criminals entering the country but there is also a massive wave of fent and guns... Good thing im taking guns away from legal gun owners, that

Liberal Party Pierre is only concerned about cutting programs while we are only concerned about cutting off genitalia.. We are not the same!

Justin Trudeau Canadian Paralympic Team Team Canada Carla Qualtrough Behind Chanada itself theres a story too. The story of my overspending, over regulating, over pricing, over immigrating.. But Chanada is stuck with me for another year so lets make the best of it and take away your guns before launching another global epidemic!

Justin Trudeau Chrystia Freeland Dominic LeBlanc I was so jealous of our Olympians being called team Canada that i had to bite that for myself.. Because we are the party of originality! I kid you not we are hard at work brainstorming how to counter Trump! Maybe we should put an additional tax on all our maple syrup imports,

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Justin Trudeau We need a place to stash all these unvetted refugees, why not make it in your back yard.. Now is the best time to have a random live beside your family! The kicker is I keep banning weapons and will most likely charge you if someone breaks in and you cause them harm!

Justin Trudeau Seaspan Our naval vessels are soooooooo advanced in Chanada, that we have 6 total submarines but only 1 of them can dive.. We are going to have the Irvings on standby to tow us back home from our incomplete missions!