if we get in an elevator at the same time and you only go up or down one single floor, just know that i want to beat your ass

i saw three teens at the mall today wearing cropped baby tees w mao zedongs face on them

nobody likes to go out with me anymore but jokes on them i actually prefer to go out dancing by myself and i always feel extra safe because i know my angel is watching over me

liking everyone’s stories from the rave

thinking about quitting weed so i can get through a telling a story without wincing

if you post a picture of your fucked up cut up hand or finger to social media, you hate me, simple as that

all the hottest girls are wearing chainmail

saying bladee like sade just to piss off my 22 year old coworker

should i go to bed or

today seems as good as any to start that self-surgery you’ve been putting off

i made two garden state references today, should i go to the hospital?

SHHHHHH— charli is rapping about sophie rn

getting fired from my shitty job on the eve of SWEAT tour feels biblical

troye sivans choreographer is 100% getting into heaven

hey judy how’s ev— yeah it’s just like, i have so much going on right now, like just so much on my plate, like the plate is just so full that i can’t even carry it to the table to enjoy it, like i’m just drooling, hunched over this too-full plate on the floor like a wild animal

feels like i’ve been wandering around my house naked for weeks

coping by lashing out at my family and friends ❤️

actually, i’m out of here