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jupiter2012

@jupiter2012

At home bartender, occasional poet, political junkie and reluctant lover of trash tv

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Nothing will ever be funnier than straight men flipping out about a pro sports team doing a pride event. We have more disposable income & buy the expensive seats, Jim. Let them pander to us for a night. You’ll get rest of the season & your bobble heads like a good boy.

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To this day, the funniest, most talented and personable queen I’ve met. Love you, Ginger Minj and tickets acquired to see your ass in Columbus.

To this day, the funniest, most talented and personable queen I’ve met. Love you, <a href="/TheGingerMinj/">Ginger Minj</a> and tickets acquired to see your ass in Columbus.
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The way I have no idea what Apple Watch I have, but when I go into the Apple Store app, it’s like “bitch, I don’t know either.”

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I can’t tell you how many times my old brain has confused Elizabeth and Diane Warren. One can’t win as Oscar and one can’t win a presidency and they both deserve

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The saddest part of my birthday vacation was that my EnChroma glasses broke just before I left. But, after nearly 10 years, I’ll absolutely be buying another. But so much thank you to those who chipped in to buy my first pair. So many tears, and I can’t wait for fall now.