First time I’m agreeing with you.

Absolutely not.

In the short time I’ve known you, you have been nothing but horrible.

Emo ass. Shut the fuck up.

[Watering the garden.]

Cockroaches

[SLAPS IT OUT OF YOUR HAND WITH ALL MY FORCE.]

I’m good.

Why is everyone so keen on taking over or whatever. Be fucking normal.

[Carrying a pile of clothes to the laundromat.]

[Laundry. For some reason he’s only using one machine and it’s taking forever to do everything.]

[Sudden riches… But hold on. Who’s clothes are these— this is stealing.] [Whipping head around and looking for who it belongs to.]

[Narrows eyes at you.] (Swear I checked it beforehand. Am I getting old.) Tch. Take your clothes.

Not your friend. Thanks. You really shouldn’t just be giving away your shit like this though.

Whatever you want. I’m just sayin don’t be so easily throwin’ stuff to strangers. Grow a spine, you know.

[Judging hard.] Stop givin’ out what’s not needed for a start? You don’t owe people shit. Don’t be so jittery either. So freaked out over some clothes earlier. ..And don’t just be takin’ advice from some rando like this? Why so compliant.

[Narrows eyes again.] You’re strange.

[Rain. Ugh.] [Putting duct tape on the leaks in the ceiling.]

@qingyuanshui @QueenCentipede @Swordfish_Guard // honorable mentions for Jun Teng giggles

I’ve done this before.