I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon my unruly ass:

You ever just not wanna?

For every day I don't vape I will reward myself with a cigarette.

the amount of people with zero ability to pick up on social cues is astonishing to me

Whoever's writing my story can you please delete the part about the screaming toddler directly behind me this entire flight... Thanks

How much jail time for punching a screaming child in international airways?

Living at the cross section of "damn I'm fucking killing" and "how the fuck am I going to pull this off?" every goddamn day of my life

"I'm not really a music person" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I only search important things on Google

the AI can’t sell no crack tho

Hey stupid. You’re not tired. You’re dehydrated

I really hope Ruben Studdard is the special guest at DESERT HEARTS

Wasn't going to but how I could not head back for DESERT HEARTS Day 2 🫵

Nothing like hearing a track for the first time, obsessing over it, and playing it on repeat until you fucking hate it 🫶

The balancing act of wanting to do hoodrat things and leveling up in life

If you do weird plastic surgery shit to your face, that's cool. But if I wanna think you look weird, also cool.

Can somebody do life for me? I just wanna chill today

Fuck I'm awkward

Me: Why is life so expensive? Also me: Time for another tattoo.

Pearl Jam walked so Creed could run