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It’s not a bomb threat — It’s a bomb ( promise * )

Maybe you’re just not intelligent enough to get it .

Been waiting long , have ya?

It’s alright , not everyone is as smart as I — no need to feel bad about it !

. . . You wouldn’t hit an amputee would you?

Because ?? It’s literally what you were about to do ??

That’s fucked up , but I respect it —

Hey , I’m not the one saying I’d punch an amputee — you are .

Not many have the back bone to follow through like I do — so it’s understandable why you’ve been waiting so long !

😟

No . . . I think you’ve ruined popsicles for me .

You totally could’ve done that normally instead of doing whatever the fuck it was you just did .

Well . . . Stop it .

You gaslight me I’ma set ya on fire .

I love making bomb-threats , bomb-threats are my favourite threats to make .