Creepy music can be heard emanating from Walmarts and Targets across the country. 🎶

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It better end up at the North Pole and bring back Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with it... that’s all I’m saying. x.com/generalmills/s…

Missed connection - #Chipotle (Downtown) I asked for 2x Protein but we both know it was 2.5. Hmu.

Riverdale first aired in 2017. Trader Joe’s debuted Jingle Jangle in 2013 or so. IT’S NOT A RIVERDALE REFERENCE!

To those who have come back and told me you didn’t like Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch, I can’t help it that you don’t have a soul.

Essentially, this is what would happen if i was on Chopped and the mystery basket was fried chicken, Cheetos, and mayonnaise. junkbanter.com/review-kfc-che…

HR is not going to like this tweet

If you copy/paste the new Taco Bell menu changes from their website into GChat, thus losing the formatting of headers, it paints an even grimmer picture of 2020.

Kyle Wright was asked if he wants to forget about tonight’s start. “No,” he said, “I want to learn from it.” That was an impressive answer. MLB Network Vanderbilt Baseball Atlanta Braves

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Best way to make a profit since r/wallstreetbets did that stuff with GameStop I don’t understand #RoyalRumble2021

For the 5th straight season, the Atlanta Braves are NL East champs! #CLINCHED

You just play that trumpet Mr Met 🎺

1 thing about this Mets team, all year, they show up and play a hard 9 innings. Gr8 year from our rivals, I wish you guys all the 6cess in the future

The Mets lost