By 2028 the Minneapolis Wall Pilgrimage will be recognized as the highest form of political purification, with every presidential candidate required to place both hands on the Wall and whisper ‘Soomaaliya ha noolaato’ before their campaign can begin.

President John F. Kennedy meeting with a Somali diplomat after the signing of the sovereignty transfer of the State of Minnesota to the Somali Republic. (Muhiim Accords, 1962).

A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴

That’s like Narnia recognizing Atlantis

The irony.

When the lander auntie tries to salam me at jummah later #Somaliland #SomalilandRecognition

If I were the leader of a breakaway state and the only people to recognize me were the Israelis I’d probably rethink my project

“🤣😂”

Can someone explain to me how Somalia suddenly became the center of every important issue in America?

“Somali fraud” is the new “Haitians are eating our cats and dogs”. It’s all just racists putting forth Racist dog whistles and trying to paint an entire group of people based off of single events or rumors of events.

It worked. They're all outraged by 'Somali Fraud' and not Trump in the Epstein files anymore.

so the US only has Israel as an ally? 😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭 just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

Man people really romanticized 2016 so hard that members of one direction are throwing shade at each other again

“I do have some news coming up in the next couple of weeks too, I’m not allowed to tell you what it is cuz I might get in trouble but yk what I’m saying right I got some stuff for you” SIR????

THE CUTEST BAMBI 😭

zayn, i’m speechless.

BREAKING: Undercover footage shows an FBI official admitting Minnesota fraud investigations are expected to result in zero arrests.

What if donald trump and netanyahu are yajooj majooj