Making a Bloody Mary and seizing the day

I get a little republican when I think about burning man

🚬☕️🚁🇫🇷

I would trust Tom Cruise to broker a US-China treaty

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, December 22, 1942

There was a lady on my flight with a chihuahua that wouldn’t shut up and now I’m going to start a ballot referendum to ban dogs from airplanes

First sip of alcohol in 2024

How’re you gonna hop the turnstiles in a canada goose???

Would like to have a beer with whoever was calling Steve Miller Maurice

Ominous notification

i'm working up a theory....a theory that what americans are seeking right now is "light beer music" or alternately "porch music". more at eleven

Last three minutes of dire straits “money for nothing “ is REAL shreddin

Onions have always been kind to me. Good fellows, the lot of them

Unreal.

W pats Obama on the tummy and everyone forgets about Iraq. Me too though ngl.

I’ve paid close attention to Pope Leo XIV’s first address and have determined I do not understand Italian

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad

I think it's statistically unlikely that you're all soulful white boys. It brings me no pleasure to say this, but they'd likely be indifferent to you at best in Chongqing