Timezones are a cool thing. In the U.K., its 15:59 In Australia, its 00:59 And here in the U.S., it's 1915 Great going, America

And they’re only going to get worse. Pre-order along with Paint Thinner restock soon.

I want to play Overwatch 2 rn, but I have to be a cis-het individual (this has nothing to do with the servers of OW 2 or with OW 2 as a game)

My family just lost their "having me in their lives" privileges!

i hope whoever had this idea gets their pussy ate tonight

Bitches will say “my style is dark academia with a little bit of gothic architecture and a sprinkle of English major” and then wear the same hoodie and a pair of jeans every day.

WORK FOR THE STRAIGHT WHITE MAN THEY HAVE ALL THE MONEY AND THEY PAY YOU IN FREE ROUNDS OF GOLF.

One of those shirts that’s like “If ThIs FlAg OfFeNdS yOu I’lL HeLp YoU pAcK” but it’s got the trans flag on it.

Poggers

Billy Joel belongs in that same group of “gay people music” that Tally Hall and Lemon Demon and Will Wood and other belong to. I think that because they are separated by a few decades people don’t say they are both “gay people music.”

Shawty (my endocrinologist) got me fucked up (prescribed me more estrogen) in the club (at my appointment today)

“It’s giving Taylor Swift” is the best compliment you can get from someone whose entire personality revolves around Taylor Swift.

Estrogen

I think it’s actually really funny when I introduce myself to people and they use masc pronouns to refer to me. Like bitch have you ever met a man named Sophia?