Welp it's come down to praying for this to pass the Senate. Time to start harassing your Senators y'all's!

How many times have you watched the video for "What Happened to that Boy"? (this will determine how good of friend we are)

I stay confusing Jethro Tull and Fleetwood Mac and it's somehow my dad's fault.

Wow I forgot that if you're feeling bad you can just listen to George Carlin and be fine again.

My mom telling me to quit kissing my own cat in my own house really sums up our relationship.

How tf is every job listing I see the SAME HOURLY RATE I MADE BABYSITTING IN 2003???

Fun fact about me, I watch the shooting episode of West Wing to cry and it works every time I sob like a baby.

Tell me why this squirrel puppet on TikTok is better than any therapist I've ever had (and I've had a lot) tiktok.com/t/ZTRUCL9jx/?k…

I think my favorite think about President Donald J. Trump is that he loves ice cream and the right wing has found a way to code this as gay or weak. Perfection.

The detergent commercial about how great it is that a mom and three children had to move back home BUT IT COOL CUZ THE DETERGENT KEEPS UP really bums me out.

Anyone else have a very big problem with a horror movie based on actual horror but somehow made worse and also called THEY/THEM??

Why do rich famous people in blockbuster movies do commercials for bullshit?

I'm so alone and miserable I don't even have anyone to text about how sad I am that Coolio is dead.