the chokehoId apple has on y’all is crazy because why tf does this matter😭

Having a period is just too much… I feel like we shouldn’t even get periods in the summer.

Me when I'm not okay:

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Being overstimulated, overwhelmed & over everything everywhere all at once < x.com/whoissshelly/s…

I miss this day and I wasn’t even there😔🤣

Jason Elias marlon wayans My feelings are still personally hurt by this one and I wasn’t even there

when the balls start slapping the cl!t

Do you know how wicked someone have to be to ask for sex two weeks after their wife gave birth? Wild animals are better than some of you.

being asked too many questions

Telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

Thank you for keeping me 12 whole months lord 💗

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️

“ You just gonna let everything we had go down the drain ??” Me:

You gone get the version of me that you deserve.

A BREAK. A fuckin break.

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

Please stay away from me if you have: • a wife. • a girlfriend. • a baby mama who thinks she’s your wife or girlfriend. • an ex who thinks she’s your wife or girlfriend. • an ex you still can’t get over. • a secret boyfriend.