guilty pleasure: golden corral. not a millennial in sight. nothing hipster. nothing vegan. 3 servings of mac n cheese. quantity over quality. rain is a good thing playing in the background. the waitress just adopted me. I am rejuvenated. refreshed.

gotta eat mashed up country food at least once a year. yeehaw

“what? I don’t listen to this song” - my mom all throughout her Spotify wrapped

“Hey, let’s go in the mall” - my mom, in a stand-alone Belk

I just discovered that Chris Tomlin is on my wedding guest list without my knowing. This is the moment I become a bridezilla

good thing we’re in the hobby lobby parking lot cause y’all need Jesus

why do I need 3 blankets over me THIS IS FLORIDA

One thing about me? I'm gonna run over a curb. Going to absolutely demolish my back right tire. It's part of who I am.

I get insecure sometimes but then I remember that I make an exquisite grilled cheese sandwich

pro tip: tell the hibachi chef you’re pregnant

julia grace I tried it and the chef kicked me out. Thanks Julia

anyone wanna play words with friends with me

y’all remember the days before we normalized the word “normalize”

never seen a more accurate depiction of me

my husband just woke up out of his sleep to tell me I am amazing & beautiful just as I am. how did I marry the sweetest guy in the world

u know he’s the one when he recommends a Ratatouille move night

im a gentle person in a harsh place

if you’re bored and would like to be yelled at by strangers, visit NYC

my husband had my phone for 2 minutes and now I’m following Steven Furtick, Joel Osteen, and Tony Robbins