all i need this christmas

I think his breath STINKS actually

@ us next time... don't forget, our 3 for $10.99 comes with bottomless drinks, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and a Big Smasher with fries. y'all could literally never.

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

My laundry hamper is full again

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

? Hibachi benihana teriyaki

Me at the gym:

Your 9/11 is my 1/19

omg that's like their Beyonce

If your friend don’t hold you down like this are they really your friend!?!

i just want life to feel like this

me going to bed a lil hungry so i can lose weight

🌎 THE IN REAL LIFE WORLDWIDE TOUR! 🎤   Brace yourselves for an unforgettable experience! We are so excited to finally be able to announce that we’ll be performing EVERY SONG from EVERY EPISODE—live on stage!   Joining us on tour are special guests Katelyn Tarver and Stephen

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking