Some people were born at the destination; others had to earn the ticket. That first time feeling the engines roar is a different kind of flex.

Before Batman🦇 took the crown, Spider-Man🕷️ was my hero. But I spent my childhood convinced he’d be useless in Zambia because we don't have skyscrapers.

One of the most confusing things in life is not knowing whether you’re wasting your time or simply being patient.

Whoever watches the wind will not plant, whoever looks at the clouds will not reap

Flesh doesn't care if you're going to hell because it knows it's not going with you.

Do you need a driver's license when you drive a Tesla?

If you were there, just retweet 😂

Is it ethical the way this ride app uses cyclists to deliver for K25 over large distances? I always add something on top.

I own a duplex. My tenant downstairs is a single mom with a newborn. Rent is due on the 1st. It was the 5th, and I hadn't heard from her. Usually, I send a late notice. It's a business, right? But I went down and knocked instead. She opened the door holding a crying baby. She

I’ve listened to this more than 42 times. Oh boy what a message!!!!🔥🔥🔥

One day, you'll ask me for 2K and I'll send you 2 million. But for now, send me 20K to see if you truly deserve that future gesture.

When the wind changes directions, the chicken's anus becomes visible.

The reason you want it so badly is because a future version of you already has it.

It is better to be a wolf that everyone hates than a donkey that everyone rides.

This was a good fight

Position amplifies influence

Time time, Drinking alone is a silent trigger for depression.