wanna start a mild cigarette addiction for the summer but my man is asthmatic 🫩

would never say it to their faces but both of my parents are actually really funny

i’ve never made an old fashioned

gonna make one this weekend if someone asks cause i usually say i don’t have the bitters for it even though i do

the bar i work at lowkey gives us too much authority cause i really run that bar by myself on my shifts

You not a real Mexican if you cant lose it all and get it back

coachella coming up and my body isn’t tea yet omg

everyone at this coffee shop needs to wash their hair

can’t focus like at all

Telling everyone I come into contact with that I’m going to Coachella

Still haven’t filed my taxes #idgaf #LuckyThatMyBreastsAreSmallAndHumbleSoYouDontConfuseThemWithMountains

in another life giselle would make a killing as a bottle girls

hitting a man is like doing drugs. once you do it you can’t stop

i’m broke af who owes me money ?

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

Zara Larsson & Slayyyter 💙

the Mexican in me could never let me be nonchalant

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor