"🖕" -me

the greys keep siphoning my swag

gnomes do it better

min maxing ‼️‼️⁉️

never lost a bet to a wizard, never will

it's not enough few solid gnomes left, but it's not enough few witches that'll really step, but it's not enough say you're taller than myself, but its not enough

im so small and cute and everyone adores me

her body, my temple

wizard. (derogatory)

shot a wizard dead today

the mages have had it too good for too long

by popular request & whatnot

the type of swag I'm on you wouldn't understand

gnomes all over the forest like we're invasive big beards, covered in hair, we're abrasive cant stop our horde, our strength is additive

I was hiding in a kids stocking but the grinch stole me and now I'm stuck in a big musty cave

secret gnome art: toe enlargement

okay orb, conjur an image... barbarian... tattered loincloth... full bush... any gender....

and just like that out of nowhere gnome resurrection

Dr. Julip Say gnome resurrection but remove the first r, the s, the u, and one of the two following r's 😛😈😛😈😛😈😛👀👀👀😉🤤🤤🤤🤤