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By Jakub Marian

BREAKING: Mayor Guy Fieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

Fires will be kindled to testify that two and two make four. Swords will be drawn to prove that leaves are green in summer.

Today is the Autumnal Equinox. #chicago henge #chicago

It's just heart cells creating rhythmic, detectable cardiac activity, not a heartbeat, ya rubes. Much like Brian Kemp is just the guy who got more votes than Abrams for governor in 2018 and has held the position since then, but isn't the actual governor.

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A “baby” when it makes for a cute news story.
A “fetus” when justifying killing them.

Robert Reich You both an idiot and a liar

A person murdered a teen in McHenry, North Dakota, accusing him to be a right-wing extremist. Cayler Ellingson, 18, called his mother for help saying he was being pursued. He was found dead. The suspected killer, Shannon Brandt, is held on $50k. inforum.com/news/north-dak…

With Chicago police overwhelmed by Mexican Independence Day crowds in the Loop this weekend, 911 calls for help stacked up for hours.

A high-ranking CPD leader 'fixed' the problem by simply 'coding out' hours of aging 911 calls and no cops were ever sent

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Is violent crime out of control in Chicago? Yes. Do criminals feel there will be no consequences for their actions? Yes. Does the current regime have no plan to end the madness? Yes. BUT, is there a new law that holds criminals less accountable starting January 2023? Also, yes.

Venezuelan migrants preparing to sleep on the streets of downtown El Paso as local shelters have reached capacity here. Children young as 2 years old will be sleeping on these streets tonight Daily Caller

Shocking video shows West Loop restaurant patrons diving for cover as a gunman opens fire on them Friday evening.

'VOTE THESE CLOWNS OUT OF OFFICE OR WE WILL ALL BE PAYING THE PRICE FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS,' says the woman who was shot.

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I don't blame Martha's Vineyard for doing what they did, but the notion they were exceptionally compassionate, heroic even, at a time when Del Rio is coping with 50,000 immigrants a month is all a bit much.

This was the tent Obama set up on Martha’s Vineyard for his birthday party

But there’s no room on the entire island for 50 more people

Felony bond court —

An 18-time felon on electronic monitoring for 2 cases enjoyed a day of free movement per the SAFE-T Act, but didn't return home.

Deputies found him by the Division Blue Line, his ankle monitor had cuts on it.

He said it 'got caught on the train tracks.'

After realizing this tweet made their political allies look horrific, NBC News deleted it.

DC Mayor Bower: 'We're not a border town. We don't have an infrastructure to handle this this type of a level of immigration to our city... We're not Texas.'