Up watching porn 😍

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

Whats the word for a girl that like to watch gay guys kiss. im writing a research paper for the senate.. The “house” too..

just got a Pistachio latte with soy milk in williamsburg and then fell down the stairs as i exited and a beautiful beautiful bird faced woman asked if i was okay .. Need her to take me to her breast NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Just remembered I have a boyfriend of 5 years. Should i do something about that

Naaaaaaa ….

Ready to say after 10 years i was wrong and that i think louis and harry were a little gay with eachother. I think they touched on eachother a little.

need to be WallE style 600 pounds in an electric wheelchair oxygen full catheter colostomy bag smoking a cigarette with an IV … Would need my pinky to be mad limber so i could tweet or jack off

Just fell down onto a bag of groceries and carton of eggs outside of a wework and ripped my pants and bled everywhere . Thats like when a girl gets stuck in the washing machine

recently started smoking cigarettes all the time and i am obsessed with the taste experience and sensation .. Have noticed a perkier bust and tighter physique as well

wearing a faja corset shapewear and colored contacts to work at Birdys hot dog bar in bushwick

But where is home? I don’t have

My family is nowhere to be found. I’m just a 24 year old girl not married or nothing

It could be the roach infested mexican food i ate today that is giving me diarrhea. But I also ate a dog treat. then of course there is the vegan potluck i attended in ridgewood

My coworker been singing Down in the DM for 5 hrs straight

I just had to carry my groceries in all alone

Miami be feeling like sodden and gonnorah