India qualified for the 1950 World Cup, but they REFUSED to go.

Women with high emotional intelligence experience orgasms more frequently

More than 25 percent of American males have had intimate sexual contact with another male during their lifetime

When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say.

One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred hoes.

You know I'm not perfect, you're not perfect, no one is and only God is.

Nothing is over until you choose to give up.

The easiest way to get rich is to start your own religion. - L. Ron Hubbard.

I hate the feeling when I really want to have something but I know I can never have it.

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People say, "Everything happens for a reason." But it would be nice if we know some of the reasons why.

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.

Dont assume I Share Your Prejudices

She wants is a guy who cares about her feelings and emotions. ?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

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I tell people I'm tired when in reality, I'm just sad.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?