Me reflecting on the past year

“Hey ladies!” — every group chat I don’t wanna be in

Okay I need this dress

My fancy smart toaster coupled with my fancy espresso machine is going to to turn breakfast into a religious experience

My new kindle, bath tray, and bath pillow come tomorrow. No one will ever see me again. 🛁📚🕯🫖🧖‍♀️

If “vulnerable people are going to die,” is the government response to a pandemic, you already know their climate policy.

Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey

I push my dog’s forehead skin forward and call it her “skangs”

I’m so damn spoiled it’s stupid

In LA and Hollywood Hills for the weekend for a photoshoot which is cool but if I don’t make it to a Vanderpump restaurant the whole trip will be ruined

I finished my book and there is now a massive hole in my heart 😭

me at emo fyre fest

ok i’ll be honest i haven’t been posting online because i gotta bbl

I’ve been sitting in the gym parking lot for 46 minutes oops

why didn’t this go viral

Anybody wanna go try on some clothes at CVS

imagine a glory hole but with celebrities and you didn’t find out who it was until you had a baby

Chevy Impalas trigger me bc I’m from Flemingsburg #cheaps